Local Teen Joins Gym, Immediately Feels Bigger
Flowing with juicy hormones, local teen Jimmy Cavanaugh has joined a nearby gym and immediately feels the results.
“From the minute I signed the registration forms I could feel a chill pump starting,” Cavanaugh, 15, said while untangling the chord to his noise-cancelling headphones. “Felt like the right time to start working out so I can develop my frame and probably get a handjob. Tommy has a vein in his arm and has gotten, like, a few handjobs. All under the pants.”
Cavanaugh was later seen on his phone holding up the bench-press.