NFL Ref Calls Personal Foul On Wife In Bedroom
Sunday night, right after the start of the third quarter in a game of passionate love making, NFL referee Lance Riggins called a personal foul on his wife Deborah citing an aggressive, unwarranted attempt at ass play.
After going to the booth for review, Riggins confirmed that his wife made a complete football move with her finger toward his cornhole thanks to the Pylon camera that gave a clear view of Riggins' brown eye.
To fans’ dismay, the flag killed nearly all of Deborah's momentum and she was never able to regain her dominant streak by the end of regulation. After a grueling, bickering filled overtime, the game ended in a tie: 0-0 in orgasms.