The Golden Globes has Presented a New Danger to America
Ahh, the Golden Globes. An award show where awards are handed to people for doing things. Classic. The American Dream portrayed through the pageantry that is Hollywood. What problems could possibly arise? I'll tell you what, Hollywood betraying the American public. Last night, "The Crown" won over Stranger Things, Game of Thrones and West World for best Drama Series.
The Crown 's victory is nothing short of a betrayal of American democracy. Although I have not seen the show, I can tell you that it is not good. I can also tell you that Stranger Things was fantastic and the episodes of West World that I have seen were nuts. That alone means that The Crown should not have won. How does The Crown win? I have not seen anyone tweet about it at all. I have not once been told, "YOU DON'T WATCH IT?!?" Or "Oh My God!! You have to watch it!!" Therefore, it sucks.
Looking at the bigger picture, The Crown 's victory was the beginning of an assault on the American public. I will not be forced to watch British people wear crowns and drink tea. I'm an American. I like cheeseburgers and large breasted women. Also I don't believe anything in The Crown really happened. That stuff is all fantasy. I want real, non-fictional, hard hitting TV like the Big Bang Theory. The only bright side to this disaster is that Trump gets inaugurated in 11 days and he won't let anymore of this tomfoolery go down. Trump lives in the real world and he's going to Make America Stop Watching the Crown Again.