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Taco Bell Workers to Start Wearing Body Cameras

Taco Bell Workers to Start Wearing Body Cameras

With the war on Mexico in full swing, the Trump Administration has taken a steps towards securing our borders with the  recent release of information concerning immigration. Trump says American taxpayer money will pay for the highly touted wall, and the Mexicans will pay us in back in the future. Well Choo Choo baby! I'm on the Trump train now. If I believe in anything, it's that a country will reimburse us for something they want no part of. But that is besides the point. The point is, we are getting our country back. No more illegal rapists pillaging our homeland. Only legal rapists can do that! How dare they take away prey from our hardworking rapists. We love our rapists here in America, they're the best! No more illegals taking our jobs either! We need those shitty jobs back so we can not work them. No ones allowed to do the jobs we don't do besides us. 

Some people are getting things confused about this whole immigration ban. We are not eliminating all things Mexican. We can't do that. For that, you have to thank the staple of Mexican dining in America: Taco Bell. Yes, Taco Bell. The pallet pleasing eatery from below the border. We welcomed the South Western food chain into America with open arms when Yum! Brands founded it in 1962 and we haven't looked back since. But those pesty Mexican restaurants are never happy. So now, all Taco Bell employees will have to start wearing body cameras to ensure they are not plotting against the American government. 

This comes at a time where America has lent one of it's favorite sons to the Mexicans: fried chicken. Taco Bell now has the taco with the chicken shell and American's are head over heels in love. But typical of the American people, they don't understand how bad everyone else in the world is. The body cameras will ensure that the Mexicans at Taco Bell are not stealing our chicken recipes are bringing them across the border. The body cameras will also ensure that Taco Bell workers will not be sneaking any of their illegal friends through secret tunnels into the kitchens of our beloved Mexican establishments. A lot of Americans are walking on taco shells about the issue but I'm not afraid to come out and support my Fuher! Heil Trump and God Bless America!

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