What's Going On: Trump's Alternative Fax
What in the heck is going on right now? Why are so many people mad about Trump using alternative fax?
Trump won the presidential election with a few key points: building a wall (with no rock climbing!), bringing back those jobs (ya know, those jobs), Bigly and Hillary's emails. Now he is the real President and he has taken the email thing a step further. He doesn't even use emails. He uses an alternative fax machine to get his documents.
So, what's all the Hullabaloo? Everybody has their underpants wedged in between their left and right buttox (in a bunch) because Kellyanne Conway admitted that Trump and his team have alternative fax. Well what else would you have when you use an alternative fax machine? Duh.
A regular fax machine is for us normal folks who don't use email or Dropbox. Clearly the President can't use just any ol' fax machine. He needs a safe, secure fax machine so Putin can send him love letters, but also can't be hacked. Thus, the alternative fax machine!
It all adds up! Twitter is wrong. Pictures are wrong. Emails are bad. The truth lies solely in the alternative fax machine!