GMA Tweets Out Sexy Calendar Update
Good Morning America. Hope you already peed because we're bringing back your morning wood right now with a hot reminder about that sexy warm weather on the horizon. You'll be filling up tissues with your self stimulated orgasmic seed when we remind you that you'll be filling those same Kleenex with mucus when your seasonal allergies come back with a fiery passion in a certain number of days. That number of days is the same name as a sex position. Yep you guessed it, Spring is back in missionary amount of days. My bad. I mean doggy style days! Nice 👍🏻.
What really gets me about this tweet is not only did the Good Morning America handle tweet it but they retweeted it. That intern wanted to double down and make sure everyone knows that he or she knows what sex is, and, y'know what, good for you, pal.