Shia LeBeouf Does It Again
No, not that.
The most interesting man in the world, not Dos Equis' Jonathan Goldsmith but the real one, Shia LeBeouf, has yet again inspired millions with his newest operation.
After what's been a "Shia dry-spell," LeBeouf makes his way back into our hearts after inking his skin with 12 fresh tattoos while filming new movie American Honey.
Ten of the 12 don’t matter to anyone at all but two of them prove Shia embodies true art.
"I don't love Missy Elliott like I wanna get two Missy Elliott tattoos. But you're in a tattoo parlor, and *shrug* peer pressure."
PEER PRESSURE WINS AGAIN but THIS TIME peer pressure proves itself as a fabulous tool.
Etched permanently on both of Shia's knees are mirroring images of Ms. Missy Elliot herself. If you're wondering who Missy Elliot is, then you're too young for us bro. (Pictures of alleged tattoos have not yet surfaced.)
Among the stunts Shia LeBeouf has pulled, this might topple the rest with uniqueness…
On November 10-12 of 2015, Shia live-streamed himself watching a sequence of every one of his films while wearing a large hunter green jacket.
Earlier in 2015, Shia urged us to make our dreams come true and just DO IT. Since then, I have never doubted myself.
But why does Shia do what he does you may ask? Why does the Cage Bird Sing? Why Georgia Why?
The answer is ambiguous. We should, I think, watch as Shia continues to amaze us with his mindful mayhem.
Among the list of most influential people in the world, Shia marks number two, falling behind Kanye West.
As Missy Elliot once said, “I want people to feel the heat while they walk down the street and they're just kickin' it.” Shia, you have made her proud.