Will Obama Pardon Edward Snowden?
With the new Joseph Gordon-Levitt movie, Snowden, coming out soon, whistle blower Edward Snowden is back in the national spotlight. Recently Snowden has come out publicly asking President Obama for a pardon. Obama has not yet come out with his decision. This is a serious issue that Obama should take a lot of time to think about. Obama should take into consideration every single aspect of Snowdens actions and how it will effect the people of this country. Lets take a glance into the controversial decision the President has to make.
First we must take into consideration, did Snowden say his prayers before his meal. If he didn't, that's completely disrespectful to everyone sitting at the table. Even if he did say his prayers before the meal, did Snowden have a noticeable attitude during the prayer. If so, he does not deserve a pardon, even if he thinks the prayers are stupid and none of his friend's parents make them say their prayers. Edward, this is Obama's house and you play by Obama's rules. If your friends parents are so great then why don't you go live with them! Once you turn 18, you can take your ass and get out, but until then you're under Obama's roof. Okay pal? But, I digress.
Also, did Edward eat ALL of his vegetables? I don't care if you don't like your broccoli, its good for you and you're a growing boy. Snowden should really take into consideration who he is eating dinner with. Michelle Obama LOVES vegetables. Even if he doesn't like his vegetables, he has to suck it up and make the first lady happy. Especially if he wants to be able to go to his room and play X-Box with his friends. We know that kids often forget their manners, but if you really want that pardon Edward, you're going to have to make conservation with your Uncle. All he wants to do is ask you how baseball is going. Just suck it up and tell him how the last Little League game went. You can even lie, it doesn't matter. Just don't be a rude little turd.
If Obama does give Snowden the pardon, he should show his appreciation by taking his plate into the kitchen. You're a big boy, you can take your own plate to the kitchen. And don't be a snob, tell the Obama's thank you for the great dinner. Don't leave everyone with a bad taste in their mouth when you leave the table, Ed. Now listen, I don't know much about politics or manners for that case but if Snowden really wants that pardon, he's going to have to suck it up and follow my directions. Some view Snowden as a patriot and a liberator, but I just see him as a kid that needs to suck it up and eat his vegetables.