Should I Be Drunk All The Time?
As a college student I tend to take part in a bit of drinking, not excessively of course because I'm a good boy but I do divulge from time to time. I'll have an apple martini here and there. Maybe I'll sip on a Mike's Hard if I'm trying to get wild but only once or twice. But with college just starting, drinking occurs more frequently because classes don't really matter yet. In the midst of all this drinking, I think I had the greatest epiphany in the history of man. I came to the realization that while under the influence of alcohol/ "beer," I evolve into a man of higher class and political integrity. Lets take a look.
While inebriated, I decided to perform a social experiment about the leader of the free world, Mr. Barrack Obama. Obama, his approval rating and the state of this country is probably one of the hottest issues on the World Wide Web nowadays. I threw out a simple question and received a massive response. I was able to bring the left and the right, the Democrats and the Republicans, to speak in a public forum peacefully. People with different opinions were able to voice their political opinions without any mudslinging or name calling. Now, why aren't all political debates like my Facebook post? Why can't one person just get drunk and throw out a simple question and get peaceful political answers. In my opinion, I'm far ahead of my time and all I can do is wait for people to catch up to me. Aside from my political adventures, I also took a trip into the beautiful world of modern art.
Now this beautiful painting was done by a great artist named Henri Matisse. With all the beautiful colors and the breath taking scenery, it's obvious why anyone would buy this painting. But in my situation, I have no clue why I bought it but I did. In no way is this a bad thing though. It turns out that my taste in fine art, or just art in general escalates after having a couple of brews. I am a person of higher class when I'm a bit drunk. Now the question to ask is, "Should I be drunk all the time?" Do I want to be so politically intelligent all the time that my brain will explode? Do I want to become a fine art connoisseur? Only time will tell..