Steve from Virginia, you made it buddy! You had the finest display of climbing glass since Homer Simpson climbed the dome in the Simpsons Movie. At first it was invigorating, then it got so boring that I almost changed from news coverage to Seinfeld and then, finally, you were epically ripped into the building. Wow, what an exciting Wednesday evening.
At first I thought Steve may have just been an adrenaline junky living in New York City. Maybe he was just a guy who really wanted to climb a mountain but, ya know, New York City doesn't have too many land masses. Then it came out that he was from Virginia so any rational reason for this was out the window. That is not a pun.
Right around the the time the situation ended this video popped up. Wow dude, you are a freak. I hope Benson and Stabler were two of the cops on scene because you are suspect.
While Steve's intentions do not seem clear right now, I have been left with two primary thoughts. One, if Trump does become President and somehow he makes Mexico pay for a wall to keep out immigrants and White Walkers, Steve may have just shown us how to climb a wall that seemed unclimbable. Just hijack some Safe Light Repair *Safe Light Replace* glass suckers and haul ass. Two, why the hell is this not an Olympic sport? This hour and a half or so of news coverage was way better than like eighty percent of Olympic sports. When Trump is president I am sure he'll demand to have the Olympics moved from Tokyo to NYC and when he does I want Stevie to represent the U.S. in tower climbing. Bring us home that gold, Steve!
Source: ABC News Twitter and YouTube channel Levon Thumps