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I don't really know how to explain what Tiger Woods just tweeted

I don't really know how to explain what Tiger Woods just tweeted

So Tiger Woods just tweeted this picture out, claiming that this is his annual Christmas character. So, yea let's just get into.

 

The character goes by the name "Mac Daddy Clause," and that's just incredible. Tiger says it's a hit with the kids and I honestly cannot believe that. There are so many layers to this that there is no way that his kids like this.

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So what you see above is Tiger Woods' nipple (never thought I'd ever write that). The exposed areola is one of the many reasons his kids cannot be fans of the holiday character. I've probably seen my dads nipple like a handful of times and each progressively less enjoyable. Tiger was a great golfer but his nipple game is sub par. It looks like a dog nose with a shit ton of hair around it. Almost like a hairy brownie bite. An over cooked steak in a wig factory. The list goes on and on but I'll say this: Tiger got his balls back. After the whole affair thing, Tiger lost his balls. He's been a pussy ever since, but this tweet will turn things around. It takes an absolute monstrosity of a nutsack to tweet this picture out. If this can correlate to the golf course, I GUARANTEE another major victory for Tiger.

 

P.S. What are the chances Tiger used this on a mistress? I say very very high. 

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