Bruno Mars May Have Just Changed Music
Holy Shit. I could honestly just end the post there but I won't. Bruno Mars. The coke loving, light skinned pimp with a voice like a gravy. The guy just genuinely loves making hits. He has a scientific formula for making jams. He has the polio vaccine of making hits, except if he sold the formula he wouldn't look like an asshole. But like seriously, he has not released one bad song. I don't even like pop music, but he just makes music that everyone can like and I tip my fedora to him for that.
Since 2006, the whole world has been listening to Bruno Mars evolve as an artist. For the most part with pop artists, you don't really see an evolution but rather a devolution. They get famous because they put out a good song but after that, their music starts to slowly deteriorate. But not with Bruno Mars. Gorilla, Grenade, Lazy Song, Uptown Funk, Heaven and now 24K Magic. The guy is coke driven work horse. Like you know when a horse does good and you give it a sugar cube? That's what happens with Bruno, but you just give him blow. As his music has developed, so have the phrases to describe his music. First he was putting out jams, then bangers, then bangarangs. But 24K is more than a bangarang. Today I introduce to the world, "Shabangarang." Use it wisely folks.