The Trump Tapes Should Force Him To Change His Campaign Strategy
This video from 2005 was released yesterday by The Washington Post and now Donald Trump's campaign is now truly on the chopping block. Every notable republican is denouncing Trump. Even his running mate, Mike Pence was "furious" when he heard the tapes. I definitely wouldn't want to get that guy mad. He has the eyes of a stern father. But let's say Pence denounces Trump, what is he going to do? Back out? No way! Donald Trump's not a coward! He's a man. HiLIEary is a coward because she deleted those e-mails. Also Benghazi! You know what Don, let Pence abandon you. You, me and Billy Bush will take over this country. Billy Balls takes the reigns at VP and I'll be the campaign manager. First boss move: The campaign slogan is no longer "Make America Great Again," now it's "Grab America By The Pussy."
This slogan covers foreign policy, trade, racial issues (etc..). You name it, we are grabbing it by the pussy. ISIS? Be prepared to get your pussy grabbed. Russia? Grabbing you right by the Pusshka. We are gonna do things the right way! If you want to do things the wrong way go over there with Crooked Hillary. Another thing, look how enthusiastic Billy Bush is. You never see that in a VP. Mike Pence looks he coaches a low grade college basketball team. Willy Bush is big league. That's what this campaign needs. You can just watch us while we win.
DISCLAIMER: EVERYTHING WRITTEN HERE IS A JOKE AND SHOULD TAKEN AS ONLY A JOKE. NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS.